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TIRED NOW SO HERE’S A FUNNY LIST COPIED FROM NET … ITS DAMN FUNNY .. HOPE YOU LIKE IT ….. THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS I SWEAR!!!

01.
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!

02.
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

03.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

04.
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

05.
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

06.
HE: I think I could make you very happy!
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

07.
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

08.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?

09.
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!

10.
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

11.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

12.
HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

13.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: “Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.”

14.
HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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